you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
