Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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