i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
