If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
That accounts for only three of the penises
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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