After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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