She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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