By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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