then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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