She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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