she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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