my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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