YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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