If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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