So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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