Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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