he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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