you win again, gameday.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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