I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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