The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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