dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Sorry about my life...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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