no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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