I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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