Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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