All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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