gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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