please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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