Pappa wants mamma naked
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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