Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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