Whoa Z and x make the same sound
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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