Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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