My underwear smells like fireworks.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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