why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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