My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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