saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He did a backflip because drugs
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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