I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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