at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
