I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I have feelings that need drinking.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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