So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I have peed in a lot of sinks
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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