So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So vagazzling was a success
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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