If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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