The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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