THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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