fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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