no, he came in my armpit
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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