Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He had one of those small greek statue penises
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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