he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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