haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
is this the sara with the beer cane?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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