well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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