I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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