We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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