What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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