What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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