we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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