well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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